I (Psycho Herman) will be 13 years young (a teenager) on 2015 February 1 Sunday. I expect many people in these United States will be celebrating my birthday by eating vast quantities of food, drinking generous portions of alcoholic beverages, watching football, and out here in Southern California, running a marathon, and barbecuing large chunks of animal flesh. If you see me, you should share a bit of that toasty cadaver with me. After all it is my birthday, and that’s what everyone is celebrating anyway. I mean you wouldn’t do all this merely for some stupid football game, would you?
Happy Psycho Super Herman Bowl Sunday!